Announcer: "Boss Key. Because you can't always hide, but you can always type fast."

Announcer: "It's a keyboard for emergencies only."

[Sound effect: A computer shutting down or keyboard typing stopping abruptly]

[Sound effect: A keyboard typing rapidly]

Announcer (in a deep, dramatic voice): "When I'm at work, I need to concentrate."

Here it is:

[Sound of a computer keyboard typing]