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The Avengers, donning their most risqué attire, strutted onto the battlefield. Iron Man sported a pair of skintight leather pants, Captain America wore a fetching thong, and Thor... well, Thor just looked like Thor, but with a slightly more prominent hammer.

The people have spoken (or rather, laughed), and this parody has earned its place in the annals of superhero spoof history. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the ride that is Avengers vs. X-Men: The Axel Braun Parody Extravaganza! Avengers.vs.X-men.XXX.An.Axel.Braun.Parody.XXX....

As the battle commenced, things quickly took a turn for the absurd. The Avengers and X-Men began to engage in a series of increasingly bizarre and hilarious challenges. The Avengers, donning their most risqué attire, strutted

Iron Man and Wolverine faced off in a game of "who can make the most outrageous facial expressions while reciting Shakespearean sonnets." Captain America and Professor X competed in a "superhero limbo" contest, with Captain America surprisingly taking the lead. The people have spoken (or rather, laughed), and

As the battles raged on, things only got more surreal. The Hulk and Beast engaged in a "bodybuilding competition for the ages," while Hawkeye and Cyclops had a high-stakes game of "dodgeball... with exploding dodgeballs."